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A Woman And A Half (240305)

from Loose Licks by James Tristan Redding

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Co-written with Bill Flowerree.

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I met her on a three day weekend retreat
She tried to warn me ‘bout her two left feet
Her third eye hypnotized me

Her name was Sophia Loren Monroe
We split a ribeye she got another to go
And she’d only just begun to surprise me

She’s 3 pounds of lovin’ in a 2 pound sack
She’s all your greatest hits plus a bonus track
She’s double or nothing if you know what I mean

She’s half angel half devil half in between
On a scale of one to ten she’s a solid fifteen
She's breakin' all the rules of physics logic and math
She’s a woman and a half

She drives me crazy and part way back
Like an F150 with an extra tank
So I got down on both knees and croaked out the question

Ring had two diamonds one big one little
One like a gumball one like a Skittle
She gave me half a smile I guess she’s acquiescin’

I loved her one time she loved me twice back
That’s three times if you’re keeping track
Carry the one don’t forget to subtract
She’s a woman and a half and that’s a stone cold fact

If you see her on the street good luck driving past
She’s a woman and a half

What percent is that you shouldn’t have to ask
She’s a woman and a half

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from Loose Licks, released December 26, 1902

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James Tristan Redding Nashville, Tennessee

British-American songwriter, singer, audiobook narrator, studio player, Godin Guitars official artist.

Founded global collective www.SongAWeek.org, performance art experience The Under Over: tinyurl.com/uoxuo (song circle underneath a highway) and writing retreat www.TheNashville24.com (annual challenge: write 24 songs in 24 hours).

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