Chuck Norris (#608, 221015)

from The Nashville 24, Vol. 2 by James Tristan Redding

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JTR song #608, finished October 15, 2022 at 1:04pm CT

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I pledge allegiance to the flag of Chuck Norris
One nation from the nearest to the farthest
Where everybody looks like him even all the tourists
Long live the land of the mighty Chuck Norris

In the beginning there was Chuck Norris
And it was good non-permeable and non-porous
He created every tree that lives in the forest
The alpha, the omega, the Chuck Norris

My funny valentine is Chuck Norris
With a singing candygram from the local florist
His name is every word of the chorus
Roundhouse kicks at first sight, courtesy of Chuck Norris

Once upon a time there was Chuck Norris
All in one, aquarius gemini aries and taurus
Like a game of risk he will never bore us
So forget the Alamo and remember Chuck Norris

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from The Nashville 24, Vol. 2, released October 16, 2022

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James Tristan Redding Nashville, Tennessee

British-American songwriter, singer, audiobook narrator, studio player, Godin Guitars official artist.

Founded global collective www.SongAWeek.org, performance art experience The Under Over: tinyurl.com/uoxuo (song circle underneath a highway) and writing retreat www.TheNashville24.com (annual challenge: write 24 songs in 24 hours).

Cuts by Sarah Harralson, Eli Alger, Emma Gale, David Easterling
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